Ask box is open!
Oh wait I never closed it.
Reblog so people know who you are
Name: Reuben M Sheppard
Tumblr Name: Chef Clyde Stale
Nickname(s): Shepp, Reu, Hammer, Jew
Birthday: 11/21/1990
Random fact about you: I sleep on sofas…fuck beds…smug flat pieces of shit…
Relationship Status: Single
aesa-industries:
darthmedivh:
simpleescapism:
yoccu:
fraymotif:
wecansexy:
poppysaide:
charlesherbertbest:
dilettantefreckles:
repository-of-lost-things:
Marion, The Dragon Paladin.
Jude, the Rune Rogue.
Charles, The Diplomatic Oracle.
Sol, The Soul Wizard.
shelby, The Noble Ghost.
omg
Elena, The Dragon Bard.
oh goodness
elly, the Omniscient Sorcerer
legit
Mookie, the Hot Alchemist

Cameron, The Celestial Banana.
I couldn’t help but laugh.
Aesahaettr, The Celestial Destroyer
ahaha that’s like kinda funny since Aesahaettr roughly translates to “godslayer”
Clyde, The Elven Sorcerer. Umm…what? ((OOC Shepp the Death Pirate…))
Reblog with your middle name..